a small, boring static asset endpoint
Serving normally. Last checked by hand on 29 August 2026.
There is no automated status page behind this — no polling, no scripts, no third-party monitor. The line above is edited by a person when something changes, which is honest about how small this is.
| When | Duration | What happened |
|---|---|---|
| 2026-07-09 | ~11 min | Host reboot for a kernel update. Planned, announced nowhere, nobody noticed. |
| 2026-05-02 | ~40 min | Certificate renewal failed twice against a stale DNS record. Fixed by correcting the record. |
| 2026-02-18 | ~3 h | Upstream network maintenance at the datacentre. Nothing we could do but wait. |
Known and unfixed: very large PDFs in the docs bucket are slow on the first request after a restart, because nothing is warm. Subsequent requests are fine.